The Secret of the Old Clock

Dear Claudine,

Though I am still somewhat a prsioner of politics, lately I have been able to turn away for brief moments of sanity. Take last night for example, Dan and I went to the library to check out a Banned Book Week event. Arriving a bit late we decided to peruse the book selection instead. I was feeling like a little something light, maybe "Are You There Vodka?, It's Me Chelsea!," or a collection of Dorothy Parker works. Maybe I would finally take that often delayed journey with "Johnathan Livingston Seagull." Yes, I'm completely random and uninspired when choosing a book to read. Have you read anything of note lately, Claudine? I'm dying to know what you thought about "The Davinci Code!" I thought it was complete shite myself. Anyway, back to the library... I found none of the books I was searching for, which ultimately turned out for the best. I ended up findng the perfect title for my anxious state of mind: "Nancy Drew and the Secret of the Old Clock." Doesn't it sound comfy and adorable? I'm very excited to find out what the "secret" is!

I know, I know... I have completely lost my mind. I blame 8 years of the cursed Bush administration and the increasingly triesome and hateful shenanigans of "the two mavericks."

Vote Obama!

Secretly,
The Saddest Ghost Boy

Something to Lose

Dear Claudine,

Sadly, I am a prisoner of politics at the moment. Still president bush just made a “speech” about his proposed “bailout.” Did you watch it? I couldn’t bear to listen to more than a couple of minutes. Listening to him speak makes me light headed. Does this happen to you as well? Earlier today maverick mccain said he was putting his campaign on hold because Washington needs his expert help with this horrifying economic crisis. It’s such an obvious and insulting (though not surprising I guess) political move. In addition mccain wants to delay Friday night’s debate. Says he wants to reschedule on the very night the vice-presidential debate is planned. He’s such a shit head Claudine! So transparent and desperate! Do you believe this? Such posturing! Such villainy! How can America allow this crazy shit to fly?! Obama must not lose! If he does, we ALL lose!

I hope this letter finds you well.

I remain,
The Saddest Ghost Boy

Until It's Time For You To Go

Dear Claudine,

I hate Sarah Palin.

And John McCain for that matter.

I just know that you understand.

Love,
The Saddest Ghost Boy